| My last response to a scammer on CL (the ad, the email addy, and the response all had different names in them - said they just moved to Canada, but could ship the vehicle for free): "Good afternoon Jon/Sara/Carla: First of all, thank you for your quick response. Unfortunately, the fact that you have three names, and are Canadian will prevent me from purchasing this motor bike from you at this time. I would gladly fedEx you buckets of cash without ever seeing this bike, & I would be more than happy to wait until you ship it to me (I will likely witness the sun burning itself out aeons from now to pass the time while I wait). Unfortunately, I am a racist, and your laughably foreign last name & location in Canada prevents me from proceeding with this transaction. I do have a few useful tips for you that will help in your selling this bike to non-racist canadians. Do the following in order: -Learn to communicate in a manner that will make you sound as if you are NOT a shit-chucking ape that is using the English language as a crude condom while raping an angry baboon. -Find the largest, most jagged red hot branding iron that you can, & then proceed to fornicate yourself with it until your rectum can be confused with the remains of pompeii.
Thank you, and have a blessed day.
--Mike
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